lyrics
The Special Unicorn
(The special unicorn...
and this is how it goes!)
There's a handsome creature, born
with nice purple skin and soul,
people say they don't exist
such beings as unicorns...
This one has a colourful mane,
doesn't need to use shampoo,
although ballet is not in town
he just loves to use tutú...
Cause he is the special unicorn,
he is like a king without a crown...
And that thing you see on his forehead
is used as dildo in some weird porn...
Cause he is the special unicorn,
he has a weakness for popcorn...
I know, these words are kinda lame,
but it's not Shakespeare, it's just a song!
Song...
A song...
song...
A song...
song...
Yeeee-haaaa!
Because he is
the special unicorn,
he is like a king without a crown,
and that thing you see on his forehead
is used as dildo in some weird porn...
Cause he is the special unicorn,
he has a weakness for popcorn...
I know, these words are kinda lame,
but it's not Shakespeare, it's just a song!
Cause he is the special unicorn,
he is like a king without a crown...
and that thing you see on his forehead
is used as dildo in some weird porn ...
weird porn...
weird porn...
weird porn...
weird porn...
such a porn
that uses a unicorn horn
as a dildo to put
inside some holes,
some holes,
some holes,
some hoooooles...!
Oh! That's so gross!
He used the word "dildo"!
...and "porn"!
Yeeee-haaaa!
credits
released September 14, 2016
Acoustic and electric guitars, fretless acoustic bass, shakers, percussion, kazoo and vocals
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