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The Special Unicorn

by Holubii

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The Special Unicorn

(The special unicorn...
and this is how it goes!)

There's a handsome creature, born
with nice purple skin and soul,

people say they don't exist
such beings as unicorns...

This one has a colourful mane,
doesn't need to use shampoo,

although ballet is not in town
he just loves to use tutú...

Cause he is the special unicorn,
he is like a king without a crown...

And that thing you see on his forehead
is used as dildo in some weird porn...

Cause he is the special unicorn,
he has a weakness for popcorn...

I know, these words are kinda lame,
but it's not Shakespeare, it's just a song!

Song...
A song...
song...
A song...
song...

Yeeee-haaaa!

Because he is
the special unicorn,
he is like a king without a crown,

and that thing you see on his forehead
is used as dildo in some weird porn...

Cause he is the special unicorn,
he has a weakness for popcorn...

I know, these words are kinda lame,
but it's not Shakespeare, it's just a song!

Cause he is the special unicorn,
he is like a king without a crown...

and that thing you see on his forehead
is used as dildo in some weird porn ...

weird porn...
weird porn...
weird porn...
weird porn...

such a porn
that uses a unicorn horn
as a dildo to put
inside some holes,
some holes,
some holes,
some hoooooles...!

Oh! That's so gross!
He used the word "dildo"!

...and "porn"!

Yeeee-haaaa!

credits

released September 14, 2016
Acoustic and electric guitars, fretless acoustic bass, shakers, percussion, kazoo and vocals

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