Court Appointed Tennis Instructor

by Holubii

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Court Appointed Tennis Instructor

Court...

Appointed...

Tennis...

Instructor...

Said...
It’s never been done before...
No Precedent...
No appropriate claim!

But the Magistrate deliberated
just till half-past-ten (Yeah -Yeah!)

In the trial of the millennia...
back-stroked it’s set decree...

Alienated every Tory dropped
to bended knee... (Oui-oui!)

When the verdict was held up
until...It’s known with certainty...

If the Beggar, with the banana,
could let fly the peeled part
an’ insert it with precision
on the cobblestoned ramparts

Where the Duke had taken solace
in his mid=day constitutional

As un-constitutional
as that seems...

As questionable and believed
to be untrue...

To then fly off Tower Gate
and be landed in the Stew...

So Magistrate-or-foul
every Brit has set their dial
and listened...every word
of this incendiary trial...

So MagiStrate-or-foul
every Brit’es set the dial
to be listenin’ to the wordin’
in the incendiary trial...

He’s said to have been
given the racket...
the tennis kind it seems.

He’s said to be out
of every bracket...
the Tax kind -- It was mean!

If he stole it or was given...
does not have nothin’ at all to bear...

On the credibility or Ability
of the peel set flight in air...

Of the credibility or Agility
of the peel set flight in air!

But the Magistrate deliberated
just--till half-past-ten (Yeah -Yeah!)

On the Beggar,
with the banana’s skillful skill
Could he possibly launch A-Peel?

Or will this End
in an appeal? (a-peal)

End in an a-peel!

So the Magistrate
did commiserate
on the case at hand
as the House of Lords --

Stood-up for their man
the Crown stayed quiet
-- on their stand...

With Labor hoping --
to disband (my band!)
as Conservatives --
Demand to know...

If the beggar, with the banana,
could let fly the peeled part
An’ insert it with precision
on the cobblestoned ramparts

Where the Duke had taken solace
in his mid=day...

Fly off Tower Gate,
landing in Thames...
(in the Thames)

Fly off Tower Gate,
landing in Thames...
(in the Thames)

Fly off Tower Gate,
landing in Thames...
(in the Thames)

Fly off Tower Gate,
landing in Thames...

So the man was called
to fill the post,
the Magistrate decreed

To answer if it’s possible,
to conjecture on the deed

“Could this man
of little assets
fire the peel
up to the goal?"

The Court Appointed
Tennis Instructor,
answered...

“Yes of Course --
I only hope it so!”

(Tennis service/crowd sounds)

15-Love!

Peep-Beep!

credits

released September 15, 2016
Lyrics by Gene "Patrick" Rasp
Acoustic and electric guitars, fretless acoustic bass, percussions, shakers, vocals and melodica.
A bit of Gene's voice at the intro and the ending, after the noisey-tennis crowd of Holubiis. I added some words here and there, and gave the structure to Gene's awesome lyric

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