Awkward Mermaid (Has a Bad Haircut)

by Holubii

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Awkward Mermaid (Has a Bad Haircut)
(That Fish Can Sing)

-Look, captain: look those beautiful women in the island!
-Where? Arrr...Beautiful, indeed...sailor...but...what the hell has that one in the head?
-Yeah...That's weird...I think it is...

Awkward Mermaid...
Awkward Mermaid...
Awkward Mermaid...

Awkward Mermaid
has a bad haircut
Pretty voice
but not a good hairstyle

Is the sun,
or the salty water...
maybe seagulls
are making their nests there...

Awkward Mermaid...
Awkward Mermaid...
Awkward Mermaid...

(Sing it again all together, ya sailors!)

Awkward Mermaid
has a bad haircut
Pretty voice
but not a good hairstyle

Is the sun,
or the salty water...
maybe seagulls
are making their nests there...

Not that curvy,
not that sexy,
not like anything
seen at sea.

Other mermaids
look way better
but, oh lord..!
that fish can sing...

Please listen to my song,
you, sailor: is my show...
although I have no feet
I walk with my sweet voice

I know you'll understand
You'll see it in my heart
I' m different from all,
and beautiful my soul

Eye candy I may not be,
or turn your passion on
but then, while sail back home
in you will be my song

My sound remains in dreams
my dreams are made of gold
my gold is not concrete
concrete is not my soul

So, there's enough of me
this is a little song
about a mermaid that
has never used a comb!

Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa...
Da-da-da-da-da-da...

Awkward Mermaid...
Awkward Mermaid...
Awkward Mermaid...

This mermaid has a song...

Awkward Mermaid...
Awkward Mermaid...
Awkward Mermaid...

This mermaid has a song!

(Sing it again all together, ya, sailors!)

Awkward Mermaid...
Awkward Mermaid...
Awkward Mermaid...

Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa...
Da-da-da-da-da-da...

(Sing on, you sailors!)

Awkward Mermaid...
Awkward Mermaid...
Awkward Mermaid...
Awkward Mermaid...
Awkward Mermaid...
Awkward Mermaid...

This mermaid has a song!


(It's Beautiful, indeed, sailors!)




(Move your hairy asses..what the hell are you looking at? The song is over!)

credits

released September 14, 2016
Spanish and acoustic guitars, homemade slide guitar, fretless acoustic bass, percussion (ruler vs pillow), shakers, vocals. Some fxs by Ryan Patrick, Stillinlimbo and Blueroads

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